"Catshit Crazy"

by E.J. Kellrose

A Darkly Funny Mafia Romance With a Feral Heroine
Enemies-to-Obsessed Mafia Romance With Violence, Humor, and No Monologues
# Dark
# Mafia
# Romance
# Comedy
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Thirty was supposed to come with cake. Instead, it comes with zip ties, a gun, and a mob boss who won’t stop watching her. Sylvie Hart’s birthday plans are painfully normal: bad wine, low expectations, and maybe a pity text from her ex. What she gets instead is kidnapped in a Chicago alley, dragged into a warehouse, and accidentally declared movable property in a brewing mafia war. Oops. Now Sylvie is stuck between rival crime families, a sadistic villain with a taste for control, and Dante Lussari—the cold, terrifyingly competent mob boss who claims she’s “under his protection.” Which would be reassuring… If he didn’t look like he was constantly deciding whether to save her or burn the city down for her. Dante doesn’t do chaos. He doesn’t do civilians. And he definitely doesn’t do women who mouth off, improvise weapons, and shoot first when a monologue lasts too long. Unfortunately for him, Sylvie is all three. As violence escalates and alliances fracture, Sylvie discovers she’s not the weak link everyone assumed—and Dante learns the most dangerous thing in his world isn’t betrayal. It’s caring. Fast-paced, darkly funny, and unapologetically feral, CATSHIT CRAZY is the first book in the Feral Hearts series—dark romantic comedies where obsession, violence, and devotion collide. Featuring: A heroine who refuses to stay scared A morally gray mob boss with control issues and zero chill Brutal stakes, razor-sharp banter, and explosive chemistry Violence, dark humor, and a love story born in chaos She was never supposed to survive the week. She was definitely never supposed to change everything. Read now if you like your romance dark, your heroines unhinged, and your mob bosses wildly obsessed.